How I Met Your Mother 0104 Return of the Shirt

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True or False (00.00 – 2.21):

1. When you are single all you are looking for is “Happily Ever After”
2. Many stories end up with someone getting hurt.
3. Ted’s taste has changed.
4. Marshal offered Robin 50 bucks to say something stupid on the news report. The word was “bugger”.
5. Old people, babies, monkeys is not journalism according to Barney, that’s just things in a diaper.
6. Now Robin is saying “nipple” for 200 bucks.
7. Ted used to like Bourbon and now he hates it.
8. It’s time for Ted to start forming second impressions again.
9. According to Barney there are only two reasons to date the girls you have already dated: Breast… Implants.

2. Multiple choice questions (2.21 – 3.55):

1. One of Ted’s girl friends Stef worked hard as ___________ for a month when she lived in L.A.:

1. a prostitute
2. a hooker
3. a porn star

2. Ted’s ex Jackie was violent and creepy as once she hit _________ and kept driving:

1. a little girl
2. an old woman
3. a hitch hiker

3. Ted’s fond memories of Natalie were:

1. candles on her dresser
2. the sock bear collection on her bed
3. her smile

4. Ted and Natalie broke up because:

1. She wasn’t looking for a big commitment at that time
2. He wasn’t looking for a big commitment at that time
3. They both weren’t looking for a big commitment at that time

5. Barney’s mad at Ted because he dumped:

1. Natalie
2. An adult movie star
3. Jackie

3. Answer the following questions (3.55 - 6.06):

1. What word did Robin use reporting from City Hall?
2. What word is Robin’s word better?
3. Why did Lily say “ew”?
4. What did Lily say about Ted’s shirt?
5. What did Natalie say when Ted called her?
6. Does she remember him?

Vocabulary: Fill in these words in the sentences below:

hurt

taste

diaper

nipple

hooker

hitch hiker

fond

commitment

mad

dump

adult movie

ew! 

1. ”5 Good Reasons to _____ Her” is a list of things why you should break up with your girl friend.

2. "omg, he just shat on the carpet" 
   _______!

3. ________ is something men are frequently afraid of. Proposal of this will most definitely end a relationship

4. ________ is male female lovemaking on film.

5. I _______ myself today 
   to see if I still feel 
   I focus on the pain 
   The only thing that’s real 

6. Why are you so ______, you didn't have to hit him.

7. ________  is one of the traditional five senses.

8. The one part on a woman's breast that is forbidden from exposing in American public for fear that it will damage children’s minds forever. Men can show their ______ but women go to jail for showing theirs.

9. _______  are used for babies, toddlers, children, adults, old people, everyone!

10. Oh God, put some clothes on! And I don't want to see your underwear! You're not supposed to show your underwear to the world! You look like a _______.

11. Jane has ____ memories of a happy childhood. Winston Churchill Quotes. I am _______ of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

12. The __________'s method of signaling to drivers differs around the world. In the U.S. and UK one would point one's thumb up.

4. True or False: (6.06-8.34)

1. Barney’s loosing interest in Ted’s story because Ted didn’t sleep with Natalie’s sister or mom.
2. Ted broke up with Natalie on her birthday.
3. Ted dumped Natalie leaving a lovely message on her answering machine.
4. According to Marshal the best way to break up is face-to-face.
5. Barney says that the best way to break up is in person, because desperate “please, don’t leave me” sex is amazing.
6. Ted didn’t want to see Natalie cry but she didn’t cry.

5. Answer the questions: (8.34-11.31)

1. What were Robin’s words when she slapped herself on her butt reporting on dead twins?
2. Why did Robin’s boss want to see her in his office?
3. What did Robin say to him?
4. What did Robin realize after her conversation with her boss?
5. Ted knows that Natalie is mad at him, what does he do to make her forgive him?
6. What was going on that night at Natalie’s place when Ted left his break-up message?
7. Is self-respect overrated according to a sock monkey?

Vocabulary:

Find a synonym:

1. in person
2. desperate
3. slap
4. butt
5. realize
6. self-respect

1. Ass, buttocks, backside
2. Spank, beat, hit
3. self-esteem
4. Face-to-face
5. Understand
6. Unhappy, in despair

6. Multiple choice questions: (11.31 – 14.32)

1. A few weeks later at the bar, Natalie, Ted, Lily, Marshall and Barney are sitting in their booth. Natalie announces she has to go to a class:

A. Krav Maga

B. Yoga

C. Pilates

2. After Natalie leaves Ted says:

A. She beats every girl he’s dated before

B. He has to break up with her

C. He will hold on to her.

3. Natalie according to Marshal is:

1. Awesome
2. Terrific
3. Weird

4. Ted doesn’t feel:

1. Passion
2. Love
3. Interest

5. Ted is afraid to tell Natalie that:

1. He isn’t ready for a commitment
2. He is not in love with her
3. He thinks she looks fat.

6. The truth why Ted wants to break up with Natalie is that:

1. She is not the One
2. She is not Robin.
3. She is not what he wants.

7. Answer the questions: (14.32 – the end)

1. What does Barney want Robin to do for $1000?
2. What 3 things did Natalie have at work?
3. What is the best present that Ted gave Natalie?
4. Why did Robin realize how important her job truly was?
5. How did Natalie take Ted’s news?
6. Is dating Ted like winning the lottery for Natalie?
7. What is the last thing that Ted comes up with?
8. Is Krav Maga something like yoga?
9. Did Ted see how Robin fell into horse crap?
10. What happened to Natalie after Ted dumped her?

8. Discussion questions:

1. What is the best way to break up with someone?
2. Is it possible to still stay friends after a break-up?
3. What do you think of getting back together with someone you broke up with? Is it a good idea?
4. Have you ever broken up with someone via a text or email? Is it easier to do than in person?
5. Have you ever been dumped? How did you feel?

9. Learn the words from this episode HERE.

10. See the answer key HERE.