ALF- Oh, Pretty Woman

ALF- Oh, Pretty Woman

Watch the video: HERE

BEFORE YOU WATCH, THINK ABOUT THIS:

What is a beauty pageant? Do you know anyone who has competed in a beauty pageant? Would you enter a pageant?

ANSWER THE QUESTIONS:(1:40-8:30)

Who wears the swimsuits in beauty pageants on Melmac?

How does Kate try to make Lynn feel better?

What does Lynn’s sweatshirt say?

Why does Lynn think she looked terrible in her Sweet 16 picture?

FILL IN THE BLANKS:(6:00-7:40)

Hello. Yes? The miss southland …..? You must have the …..
No, that's for me.
You'll have to excuse Aunt Sophie. Sometimes she's here, and sometimes ….. where she is.
What's Alf doing? 

I think he's …… a beauty pageant.
Shhhh ! Yeah, uh huh. Yeah? Great, ……. Thanks, ta ta.
Are you gonna be miss southland? 

No, the contest isn't open to …. models. I entered Lynn.
What? 

Hold that thought, Kate. You're …..? 

There's a ….. for taking out the garbage? 

Brian, take it out for her. Our little beauty shouldn't be seen …..
She was …. enough to take it out yesterday.
I'll give you a dollar.
Okay! 

You owe Brian a dollar. Lynn, you should change. The lady from miss southland …… any minute.
What? 

….. here. I entered you in the miss southland pageant.
What! Why would you do something like …… that? 

Well, isn't it …? Tell her why, Kate.
Because, he's an idiot! 

….. for ….. that up.

CHOOSE THE CORRECT VARIANT:(0:00-9:00)

1. What was Alf watching?
1. A United Nations meeting
2. A Beauty Pageant
3. Jeopardy
4. The news

1. What was the Swedish contestant doing?
1. Plate Spinning
2. Juggling
3. Dancing
4. Playing an instrument

1. What happened at the dance?
1. Lynn got in a fight with Cindy
2. Lynn’s date spilled punch on her dress
3. Lynn’s date danced with someone else
4. Lynn broke her shoe

1. What did Alf say Lynn’s talent was?
1. Polka Dancing
2. Clog Dancing
3. Fixing the Sink
4. Walking and chewing gum

ANSWER THE QUESTIONS:(8:40-20:25)

What does Alf think clog dancing is?

Why does Lynn change her mind about entering the pageant?

Why doesn’t Alf like Lynn’s outfit for the pageant?

What does Alf ask Kate at the end of the show?

FILL IN THE BLANKS:(17:15-19:00)

All right! I'm …., Alf.
Now how …. know it was me? 

Look, I ….. I want to talk right now.
My grandma Shumway ….. say that people should talk about their problems.
She was …..
She used to warn people that Melmac was going to ….. She might have escaped the explosion too, if we hadn't had her …..
Do you know, I actually got to the point where I thought …... I must have been….
You would have won, if it weren't for that …..
It wasn't the hair. The other girls were …..
You were the prettiest girl there.
How do you know? 

Because you're the …….
Come on.
I mean it. I've been everywhere -- From one …. to the other -- Through …. galaxies -- And in all my travels, I've never seen a ….. girl than you.
Thanks, Alf. Dad.

….., Willie? 

Yeah, Alf.
That was very nice.
Hey, it's the …..
I know. I was coming in to say …...

CHOOSE THE CORRECT VARIANT:(TIME)

1. What do Alpha Centaurians want?
1. World Peace
2. A candy bar
3. Shoes
4. A CD Player

1. How old did Lynn want to look in her dress?
1. 17
2. 30
3. 21
4. 25

1. What happened to Lynn at the pageant?
1. She tripped
2. She forgot what to say
3. Her clog flew across the stage
4. She won 3^rd place

MATCH THE DEFINITIONS:

Pageant	The highest ranking person who represents his or her government.
Application	A play or a show where contestants display talents
Connect the Dots	An amount of money that is given by a school to a student to help them pay for their education
Saccharine	A form used in making a request
Ambassador	Proceeding in a series of simple and predictable steps
Kiss of death	Too sweet or sentimental
Scholarship	Something (usually an act) ultimately causing ruin.

MATCH THE OPPOSITES:

Prettiest	Cynical
Jerk	Disgusting
Gorgeous	Hideous
Saccharine	Hero
Glamorous	Repulsive

MEMORIZE THIS PARAGRAPH:

I have always dreamed of being a star in a pageant. So, I practiced my saccharine smile and found the most glamorous clothes to wear. I then had my picture taken and sent in my application. However, some jerk at the pageant office said, “he'd call me later”. I knew it was the kiss-of-death. So instead of becoming a contestant in a pageant, I became the Ambassador to the UN.

LEARN THE WORDS: HERE